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Gossip Girl 1x01

Hey, Upper East Siders, Gossip Girl here and I have the biggest news ever. One of my many sources send us this:
Spotted at Grand Central, bags in hand, Serena Van Der Woodsen. 
Was it only a year ago our "it" girl mysteriously disappeared for "boarding school"? And just as suddenly she's back. Don't believe me? See for yourselves. 

Spotted lonely boy, can't believe the love of his life has returned if only she knew who he was. But everyone knows Serena, and everyone is talking. Wonder what Blair Waldorf thinks. Sure, they're bff, but we always thought Blair's boyfriend Nate had a thing for Serena. 

Spotted: Serena making a heroic exit from B's party. Too bad for her there's school on Monday. So until next time... you know you love me. 

Gossip Girl 1x02

Why waste precious time dreaming when waking life is so much better? Is there really anything better than a lazy Sunday? Reading the paper in bed, sipping coffee, scrambling an egg or two, yeah, right. We upper east siders don't do lazy. Breakfast is brunch, and it comes with champagne, a dress code and a hundred of our closest friends and enemies. 

Gossip Girl 1x03

There's plenty of upside to being the spawn of the fabulously wealthy. But the downside? Super successful parents expect nothing less from their offspring and when it comes to college that means the Ivys. It's more than getting into college, it's setting a course for the rest of your life. And for those few who aren't legacies, the pressures are no less. When parents have sacrificed for their children's futures, what kid would wanna let them down?

Spotted in Central Park, two white flags waving. Could an upper east side peace accord be far off? So what will it be, truce or consequences. We all know one nation can't have two queens. What happens next? Only time will tell. 

Gossip Girl 1x04

The rules for a model the day of a photo shoot are similar to those of a patient presurgery; no food or drink 12 hours prior, wear comfortable clothing and make sure your affairs are in order. You never know what could go wrong in a flash.

You didn't hear it from us, but in every girl's life, there comes a moment when she realizes that her mother just might be more messed up than she is. 

Who doesn't love a 5-finger discount? Especially if one of those fingers is the middle one. Everyone knows you can't choose your family but you can choose your friends. And in a world ruled by bloodlines and bank accounts it pays to have a pal. As much as a bff can make you go wtf, there's no denying we'd all be a little less rich without them. 

Gossip Girl 1x05

- Nobody ever leaves a sleepover
- Well, I guess there's firsts for everything

If Blair's gotta watch her back, Serena needs to keep an eye on her heart, we hear it may have been stolen by lonely boy. Putting out an a. P.B. 

Gossip Girl 1x06

Long ago, when european royals grew bored with palace balls, they took a page from the peons and added some pageantry. Couture and canapés are just another saturday night, until you add a mask. But preparing for a ball is an event itself which is why queens invented handmaidens. 

Have fables fallen so out of fashion that the princesses have to do everything themselves? Call us old-school but sometimes the fairytale ending requires the knight to get off his ass and saddle up his steed. 

What was it we said about appearances? Yes, they can be deceiving but most of the time, what you see is what you get. 

Gossip Girl 1x07

Have you heard Upper East Siders? Burlesque is all the rage again. And sometimes a little raging is exactly what you need. 

As you might have guessed, Upper East Siders, prohibition never stood a chance against exhibition. It's human nature to be free. And no matter how long you try to be good, you can't keep a bad girl down. 

Gossip Girl 1x08

According to the Catholic Church mortal sin can only be absolved through the sacred art of confession. But it looks like a certain w.a.s.p Princess has recently found herself desperately in need of a little unburdening. And who is the man upstairs to discriminate?

Gossip Girl 1x09

As per gossip girl's thanksgiving tradition I'm trading my laptop for stove top, and for the next 16 hours the only thing I'm dishing is seconds. When the cat's away, the mice will play. Have fun little rodents. 

Gossip Girl 1x10

Hey Upper East Siders, it's that time of the year again, when the mere act of descending a staircase means you're a woman. That's right... debutant season. 

It's often said that no matter the truth people see what they want to see. Some people might take a step back and find out they were looking at the same big picture all along. Some people might see that their lies have almost caught up to them. Some people may see what was there all along. And then, there are those other people... the ones who run as far as they can so they don't have to look at themselves. 

Gossip Girl 1x11

Hey Upper East Siders, it's christmas in New York and along with the season comes the Constance Billard - St Jude's bazaar, where the only thing bizarre are the donated items for sale. 

Hear those silver bells? It's christmas time in the city. Some families actually do make the yuletide gay managing to leave their troubles far away. Other families have a merry little christmas even when their troubles aren't so far away. Some presents might end up getting returned, but some gifts are for keeps. Other presents come when you least expect them, and everyone knows the biggest present comes in the smallest box. Then, there are those boxes you wish you had never opened. 

Gossip Girl 1x12

On the Upper East Side it's easy to think that the world is exactly as it appears; refined, elegant, imposing... But sometimes all it takes is a little key yo open the door to the wild side.

One thing about being on the inside, once you get there, you don't always get to choose where you stand or sit. Sometimes you need to step outside, clear your head and remind yourself of who you are and where you want to be. And sometimes you have to venture outside your world in order to find yourself. 

Gossip Girl 1x13

What's the difference between gossip and scandal? So glad you asked. Anyone can commit a minor indiscretion and generate a day's worth of buzz, but in order for gossip to birth a true scandal it requires the right person to be in the wrong place. Take one "it" girl on a pedestal, add a crowd eager to see her fall and give them the means to knock her down. 

Gossip Girl 1x14

Wakey wakey Upper East Siders. Spring break is done and I'm starved for the dish. Were you sunning in Capri or sinning in Croatia? Give me the deets. 

One may be the loneliest number but sometimes only the lonely can play. 

Gossip Girl 1x15

There are three things we do alone; we are born, we die and if we're a high school junior headed for college we take the SAT. And while the test is said to measure our best traits preparing for it inevitably brings out the worst... Humility becomes self-doubt, striving becomes obsession. Some are driven to self-medication while other cling to the security of being part of a group. And anyone who's used to bending the rules will find themselves breaking them. 

Gossip Girl 1x16

Ah, yes, the truth always comes out. It's one of the fundamental rules of time. And when it comes out it can set you free or end everything you fought so hard for. Another way the truth comes out when you don't even mean it to or when, without saying a word, it's still loud and clear. But the worst thing the truth can do is when you finally tell it, it doesn't set you free, but locks you away forever. 

Gossip Girl 1x17

In our modern age when you call someone and can't find them you can pretty much be sure they'll get the message. But if they don't call you back it usually means they don't want to be found. 

In the city that never sleeps a lot can happen in one night... 

Gossip Girl 1x18

They say love conquers all but maybe love never met Georgina Sparks, poor Humphrey... Looks like our resident moral compass isn't such a straight arrow after all. 


Gossip Girl 2x01

Unlike the rest of us, sex, lies and scandal never take a vacation. Instead, they take the Long Island express way and head east, to the Hamptons. Some would say summer is their busiest season. 

- Three words, eight letters. Say it and I'm yours
- I... I lo...
- Thank you, it's all I needed to hear

They say summer love is fleeting but sometimes what starts as a fling can lead to the real thing. A simple trip to the beach could be all it takes to clear our heads, open our hearts and write a new ending to an old story. There are those who got burned by the heat, they just want to forget and start over. While there are others who want each moment to last forever. 

Gossip Girl 2x02

Every summer, vacationers traverse the globe in search of new sights and experiences. But when it comes to scandal I'll take Manhattan every time. Welcome home upper east siders, you know you missed me. 

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